Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
