Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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