So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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