If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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