You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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