just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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