I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
