i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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