i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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