actually, I'm a sock model
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
