I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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