so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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