It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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