No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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