Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
one might say we're banned from that church
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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