Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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