so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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