one might say we're banned from that church
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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