How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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