So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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