just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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