that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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