But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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