For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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