Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
