Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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