Need sex. Gaining weight.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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