and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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