nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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