He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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