yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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