I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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