But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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