she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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