woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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