But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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