Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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