Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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