Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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