Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Dicks are not precious.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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