Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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