They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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