um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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