Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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