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(773): View more from Illinois

I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs

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(203): View more from Connecticut

New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah

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(817): View more from Texas

i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side

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(229): View more from Georgia

College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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(234): View more from Ohio

If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?

(540): View more from Virginia

THATS VERY WEIRD

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want

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