from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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