So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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