so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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