What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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