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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

(401): View more from Rhode Island

...this stays between you and me

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(330): View more from Ohio

All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.

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(607): View more from New York

Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends

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(770): View more from Georgia

You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that

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