YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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