i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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