It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
