anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Do plants get herpes?
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