Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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