is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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