Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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