She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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