Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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