Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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